I am a spammer
At least the is what this quiz said. Truth be known there was no choice to begin with.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
As a file extension I seem to have a fuzzy personality, too:
Which File Extension are You?
Pretty smart advertising on that page btw. They determine your ISP's location and your browser capabilities, and then send you whatever is appropriate (i.e. animated GIF vs. flash).
Latest SPAM from the inbox: "dogs. wants downstairs: Sodium impurities yellowish creme light." I hope it does not leave it's impurities on my carpet.